She needs to get laid.

The nuttiest nutbar who ever nutted. Dear god, please let her run for president, just to remind people how f***ing insane some of these people can be.

Yeah guys, you can wave around your fancy “facts” and “data,” but if Rush says it's debunked, that's good enough for me and Red. By the way, let's not forget that congressional Republicans won 45m votes in 2010 which is way more historic than the 65m votes that congressional Democrats won in 2008.

Ho-lee shit. It's been 2 hours since this went on the front page and Elwin Ransom hasn't said anything stupid. It's quiet… too quiet.

Nice try on the “Fact Check,” but still—not even close. Haven't you guys learned the “it's all Bush's fault” line doesn't really work after being debunked. Last November's historic purging of Statists from Congress didn't happen in a vacuum.

Nice obvious teleprompter reading from one of the country's leading suppliers of “OMG OBAMA USES A TELEPROMPTER” jokes.

Somebody should turn down that HD to SD… Michelle, HD does not work for you.

I'm over here… Over here… Michele, I'm over here…

Reptilian…

nuttier than squirrel shit

As always, Correlation Does Not Imply Causation!

someone needs to learn how to use a fucking teleprompter…

She doesn't have eyes like a reptile. Reptiles are much cuter. :(

First off: who the fuck is she looking at?

TL;DW

Who in the hell is she looking at?