Dan Savage’s New Definition For “Rick”

Rick Santorum is in imminent danger of having a first-name problem that’s even worse than his last name problem. Worse yet, if Santorum forces Savage to redefine “Rick” in this way by continuing to victimize gay people, we all risk having one of the very best sex acts permanently associated with a douchey politician. Let’s hope it doesn’t come to this.

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