# BuzzFeed

All hail these companies that treat you like a brain-dead 3-year-old.

1.

Yes Lysol. Dance. In the kitchen. The FUCKING kitchen. Day.

2.

Yep, it’s a dusting brush. Let’s get this dirty party started.

3.

Hmm.

4.

Dammit! I can’t wait all weekend to find out if I’m right…

5.

This is just so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so sad.

6.

Dummy likes, alright.

7.

No, not you too, Firefox.

8.

And the worst use of the beaten to death “Keep Calm” poster meme goes to Persil laundry detergent.

9.

Click “Like” to make the weekend last longer?
This just depresses the absolute crap out of me, Lufthansa.

10.

Do you like death?

11.

Comment on BuzzFeed when you find it!

12.

Chapstick & pizza. Chapstick. Pizza.

13.

Yes, it’s a Facebook “like” hand. BRB, shaking my head for the rest of the day.

14.

So sad. Here’s our Lumia 800.

All of these updates are via the wonderful Condescending Corporate Brand Page. “Like” them, jerks!