Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Celebrate A Saints Win
Aw, these two.
Courtney Love Too Poor for Shoes
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Obama Hits New Low: Poll - NYPOST.com
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No snow days for the Press Secretary's comedy, am I right? (Update: that b-word is bread, and I'm making an appointment with my eye doctor. Thanks!)
[Ed Note: The cheat notes on Sarah Palin's hand are front page news today. But what did she really have written there?! Use this handy transparency to add your own suggestion below!]
http://www.newser.com/story/80296/sex-scandal-will-take-d...
Spitzer 2, Electric Boogaloo: rumors abound that the NYT is about to publish a “bombshell” story concerning NY governor David Paterson's sex life. The scandal is apparently so bad that he'll have to resign (our $$$ is on mafia connections). For those counting, that would make two NY governors in a row.
[A close-up view of what Sarah Palin wrote on her hand.]
Sarah Palin took some time during the much-maligned Tea Party conference last night to make fun of Obama for using a teleprompter. And then this happened. (Full story at PoliticsUSA.)
http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1960405,00...
Fred Davis III is a Republican media consultant with an eye on getting his candidates a viral boost. He made the recent demon sheep ad and that Obama as celebrity ad that was so big during the last presidential election.
You guys, on one hand this is pretty funny because of Irony; but on the other hand, this is exactly why the Supreme Court was wrong to strike down the Flag Protection Act of 1989. Am I right? Our flag should always be beautiful!
I am so in the tank for Obama, it's sickening. Still, I thought this chart showing the rate of jobs lost under Bush and then Obama was both interesting and pretty.
Politics Buzz Jon Stewart ripped the blogs a new one yesterday. TOTAL ANNIHILATION.
Politics Buzz Senator Richard Shelby has a diabolical plan to shut down the government until he gets what he wants. He's put an unprecedented “blanket hold” on all of Obama's nominations until he gets cash (like, billions of dollars) for some projects he has his eye on back home in Alabama. This is some wacky shit that even Dr. Evil couldn't come up with.
Man, people love going to Silvio Berlusconi's rallies so much that they'll show up twice! At … the same time? Or some other explanation, less flattering to Berlusconi. (Via PhotoShop Disasters).
Politics Buzz Are you guys ready to meet your new favorite Democratic nominee for lieutenant governor in Illinois?! Scott Lee Cohen, a pawnbroker, was arrested in 2005 for (allegedly!) sticking a knife to the neck of his 24-year old drunk prostitute girlfriend and bopping her head against the wall. Cohen played the whole prostitute thing blind, saying he thought she was a “massage therapist,” which is pretty much the go-to excuse for prostitutes. This is fun because just last Tuesday he won the nomination in a surprise victory soooo, Gov. Quinn's all like, “Great.”
Dude. There's this moment, like, 28 seconds in where my mind is just completely blown. It's like they wrote their music to sync up with this commercial, you know? [Context.]
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/edwards_hit_wife_du...
The National Enquirer, aka The New Paper Of Record, claims that Edwards punched his cancer-stricken wife Elizabeth during an argument. The only thing missing from this saga now is a tranny and some pills.
Please enjoy this wool-blend attack ad from Carly Fiorina, candidate for the Republican nomination in California's US Senate race. The money shot is at 2:26, but you'll want to let it build.
Here's a 1976 picture of Dick Cheney cruising around in his bumper car. Your argument is invalid.
Politics Buzz Why let the pro-lifers have all the fun? While they're celebrating with their fetus cookies and Tim T-bone steak, you can have a politically-aware Super Bowl party of your own. In fact, I would abort the Super Bowl altogether and have a Child's Play marathon instead.
TPM is reporting that this is an actual real political campaign ad that's running on TV for the upcoming New Orleans elections. I'm not going to vote for that Minyard guy! He sounds so, so evil.
Chris Matthews' immediate reaction to Obama's State of the Union address was to declare that he “forgot he was black for an hour,” instantly diminishing a phenomenal speech. Gotcha Media
Come on, George. Get your act together. [Ed Note: I guess with this B-roll footage from the shoot, the painstakingly awkward result doesn't seem quite so bad after all.]