This video is just of a crowd outside a Border's in Noblesville, Indiana, shouting “Sign our books!” as Palin's enormous tour bus idles. Apparently, Palin left before signing everyone's copy of her memoir, and people were unhappy about that.
While Al Franken is continuously kicking ass at freehand cartography, Saxby Chambliss, Republican Senator from Georgia, struggles to tell us where the mountain rectangle should go. Perhaps this is the “real Georgia” that he represents? (National Geographic, via Wonkette)
OMG, Obama is bowing to like every world leader on his Worldwide “Embarrassing America” Tour! Who does he think he is? Some kind of a “diplomat”? Doesn't he know that when America bows, we bow with BOMBS?! Where will this bow-happy socialist bow next? Use the image uploader to add your own.
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a brainless, endlessly self-promotional, greedy, gay-hating, moose-slaughtering, opportunistic, overconfident blowhard baby machine…in a cape! One thing's for sure: her boobs like uh-MAZING!
Our socialist president (who doesn't even write his own tweets, btw) can be seen here supplicating to a bunch of children. Who doesn't this guy bow to?!? (Thanks Josh!)
I've been seeing some of these and wonder if people think this is funny? Here is Psalm 109:8: Let his days be few;let another take his office. Here is Psalm 109:9 Let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow.
Politics Buzz Nick Xenophon is an Australian senator who has just called for a criminal investigation into Scientology in his country. He calls it “an abusive, manipulative, violent and criminal organization.” Obviously, the fact that the guy's name is Nick Xenophon makes this way more awesome. Xenophon Vs. The Church of Scientology has to be the coolest name for a lawsuit ever.
Sarah Palin is understandably pissed off about today's Newsweek cover, which shows her looking all peppy and sporty, instead of, like, smart and leadery. The image is from a Runner's World photoshoot she did. She looks like she's having fun!
Minnesota anti-immigration Teagbaggers have an unusual speaker. Robert Erickson speaks to the crowd about the evils of…European immigrants. The crowd cheers. Entire crowd now teabagged.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/12/separated-at-bir...
Craggy old white men (and Sarah Palin) look surprisingly like Muppets and/or Star Wars characters. The similarities here are…similar.
http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/1112/p99s01-duts.html
Best headline ever.
O'Reilly's version of devil's advocate is deeply disturbing. Gotcha Media
Watch the kid in the lower right as Chris Christie makes his acceptance speech as New Jersey's new governor. For someone with a name like Chris Christie, he sure does like to repeat himself a lot. I guess I'd eat my own boogers too if I had to listen to that.
Glenn Beck has lost his lawsuit against the founder of the website GlennBeckRapedAndMurderedAYoungGirlIn1990.com. The backstory is kind of convoluted, but the site was set up to parody Beck's rhetorical method of spreading rumors. Now the lawsuit's over, the site's owner has donated it back to Beck. He explains his reasoning in this letter.
Politics Buzz Malia got a 73 on her science test, and Dad told the whole world. This is more humiliating than the time Mark Harmon made a Secret Service agent fake-date Mandy Moore. (Thanks, Forrest).
This is ripped straight from my dreams, if you trade Sarkozy and Zapatero for Putin and the Pope. Seriously: Zapatero, quite the hunk. (Many thanks to Videogum.)
After a bunch of dummies in Maine (Buzzfeed superfan Joy Engel notwithstanding) voted against gay marriage yesterday, this clip from The Dana Carvey Show (featuring Carvey and Stephen Colbert) has been gaining popularity. Between lobsters, Stephen King, and that awesome scene from Maine-set In The Bedroom, we were really big fans of the state. Maine should take a trip to Iowa and cool off ):
http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/21515178/detail.html
Voters in the ski resort town of Breckenridge, Colorado legalized marijuana and marijuana paraphernalia by a nearly three-to-one margin on Tuesday.
Looks like somebody's been taking notes from the Governator.