We haven't really been educating you guys on the Chilean miner crisis. I hope this clears things up. (More reading on the wife and mistress saga here.)
Oh good, someone is driving a decommissioned missile around Ground Zero in protest of the mosque. Don't worry, the dummy sometimes does the Strangelove.
Jan Brewer is the current governor of Arizona and the woman responsible for its Nazi Immigration law. She struggles enough with English that I can demand to see her papers, right? Reasonable suspicion! It's the law!
How does Barry's Oval Office Makeover stack up historically? Better than his presidency! (Try the veal!) Prepare yourself for ugly curtains and tasteful Republicans.
The New Left Media took to the National Mall in Washington D.C. to interview the participants on Glenn Beck's “Restoring Honor” rally. As always, the responses from Beck's minions prove to be as entertaining as they are horrifying.
The folks over at Wonkette discovered Facebook's best and brightest this weekend after searching the term “mosk” on openbook. The search results are sure to make you swell with civic pride.
The former George W. Bush campaign manager and RNC chairman finally admitted he's gay. He is now working “to advance the cause of same-sex marriage,” which should be a great consolation to all the individuals who had to put up with 8 years (and then some) of homophobic governance thanks to him and his bosses.
Chris Young's mayoral campaign strategy includes proposing to his girlfriend during a debate (around the 2:47 mark) and singing for local Providence news anchors. Let's all establish residency in Rhode Island and vote him in.
This week in Alaska Politicians: Lisa Murkowski, Republican and senior senator from Alaska, is maybe about to lose has officially lost her seat (really, just the nomination for her seat) to a Palin-endorsed Tea Party candidate.
The crowd at an anti-Muslim/anti-Ground Zero Mosque rally turned on a black man wandering through the crowd because he looked Muslim.
From the White House Flickr Feed (kicking it early '09 Honeymoon style!): “President Barack Obama jokingly puts his toe on the scale as Trip Director Marvin Nicholson, unaware to the President’s action, weighs himself.” Reggie loves (ha) it.
Refudiate this, bitches. Also, what do you think a cackle of rads looks like? Whatever it is, it is clearly too beautiful for this world. (Via.)
Bessemer, Alabama, mayoral candidate Dorothy Davidson had a campaign poster printed up with this image to indicate that she had been endorsed by Crimson Tide Head Coach Nick Saban. Some people are claiming that it's a fake, and that Photoshop shenanigans are at play here! Including Nick Saban. And his wife.
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From a WaPo Poll: “the number of people who now correctly identify Obama as a Christian has dropped to 34 percent, down from nearly half when he took office.” Also this zinger: “Among those who say Obama is a Muslim, 60 percent say they learned about his religion from the media.” That is some good learnin' you did, America. A+.
In case you've been looking for a fashionable way to explain your Tea Party* allegiance to friends and relatives, here are some helpful t-shirts. *Plain “Republicans” may also apply.
Your favorite corrupt governor-turned-Celebrity Apprentice was found guilty on only 1 of 24 charges—lying to the FBI. The jury was deadlocked on the remaining 23. There will almost certainly be a retrial.
This nice doctor chugged some maple syrup and put on a silly accent just for you. If you live in Vermont, you should go vote for him. Pat Leahy is pretty old anyway.
Dr. Laura Schlessinger is in trouble again, this time for using the n-word 11 times over the course of 5 minutes. If you actually needed more proof that Dr. Laura is clueless, an excerpt is below. (Obvious “offensive language” warning.)
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