Someone better get to the bottom of this! We're not sure if there's something really intriguing about watch theft that we're totally missing, or if it's just a slow news day.
Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.