Uh-oh! Al Qaeda strikes again, this time in a country that's pretty much the opposite of the U.S. We're actually just trying to distract you from how badly the war is going.
Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.