Why Republicans Want Mitt Romney To Go Away

Romney will carry the party’s baggage off stage. “Toxic assets” into the bad bank of Mitt.

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Why Republicans Want Mitt Romney To Go Away
Ben Smith

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Ten days after at least some Republicans were surprised to see Mitt Romney lose the presidency, the candidate is gone without a trace.

There appears to be no Romney Republicanism to propagate. No Romney strategy to emulate. No Romney technology to ape. No generation shaped by his failed effort. And no Romney infrastructure to inherit, though he may still be asked to write and bundle quite a few checks. Romney’s bewildering post-election explanations of his defeat — Obama, he said, had bought off Americans — drew almost universal condemnation from leaders of his party, but the comments were more excuse than cause; party figures from Ari Fleischer to Bobby Jindal appeared to be waiting to kick Romney to the side of the road. The candidate did them a favor when he complained that Democrats had simply bought off young people and minority voters, a churlish line that erased any lingering Republican affinity for him as, when all else failed, a good-hearted guy.

Romney is being erased with record speed from his party’s books for three reasons. First, many Republicans backed him because they thought he had a good chance of winning; that appeal, obviously, is gone. Second, Romney had shallow roots, and few friends, in the national Republican Party. And those shallow roots have allowed Republicans to give him a new role: as a sort of bad partisan bank, freighted with all the generational positions and postures that they are looking to dump.

“Romney is now a toxic asset to unload,” the historian Jack Bohrer remarked Saturday. “The only interesting thing left to his story is how they dispose of him.”

The simplest reason for Romney’s quick fade-out is that his central promise was that he could win. He delivered immense fund-raising prowess and ideological flexibility. He was never going to win partisan hearts like the two iconic, beloved losers of his father’s generation, Barry Goldwater and George McGovern.

“This is ever the sad fate of the ‘electability’ candidate who fails to get elected,” tweeted Red State editor Dan McLaughlin.

But other electability candidates have not been subject to the sort of forced amnesia already washing over Romney. John Kerry and John McCain both faced, perhaps, even more bitter recriminations on questions of tactics and strategy from inside their parties — but they returned to important Senate roles, positions of respect in Washington and in their parties, and Kerry may join the next Cabinet.

Other losers can draw, similarly, on deep wells of loyalty at high levels of the party structure. Bob Dole and Walter Mondale got crushed by the last two-term incumbents to serve two terms. They faded fast from the American public imagination, too. But they also retook their seats on the party dais. Mondale, a former vice president with deep ties to a key constituency, organized labor, became his party’s Senate nominee after Paul Wellstone died in 2002. Dole, a beloved war hero and longtime party soldier, received the Medal of Freedom from Bill Clinton in 1997, and was appointed by George W. Bush to chair a commission a decade later.

Romney was a party outsider who bought his way in. The campaigns he came up working for — his father’s — operated in the essentially defunct moderate Republican tradition he abandoned, though a few of its stragglers staffed his headquarters in…Boston. Much of his inner circle consisted of people whose loyalty was to Romney, not to his party or even his platform; that was also true of his most enthusiastic volunteers.

Now Republicans don’t even seem to want to pile on Romney. Karl Rove and the superPAC infrastructure have absorbed as much disgust from donors and activists as Romney’s campaign, which found a message in the fall after a dismal summer. Recriminations, such as they are, have focused on the collapse of a glorified digital list called Orca. Republicans just want to forget Romney.

That’s because many of the Republican Party’s leaders are, in fact, eager to change. Parties and politicians pivot faster than their friends or enemies ever imagine, and the Republican Party of Bobby Jindal and Marco Rubio is pivoting very fast. And for all the reasons that Romney is easy for Republicans to forget, he offers them the ideal sacrifice. Conservatives were always too fond of Barry Goldwater to write him off as the “extremist” Democrats successfully cast him as; they never liked Mitt Romney anyway, and will gladly remember him for his most odious comments.

There is an irony that Romney, the moderate, will be forced to carry off Todd Akin’s baggage on reproductive rights, Joe Arpaio’s on immigration, and James Dobson’s on gay rights. But when he cast popular policies as “gifts” to Obama voters (ignoring both his and Obama’s expensive promises to older voters), his decision to, as Bobby Jindal put it, “insult” the demographic groups who are a larger part of each successive electorate offered the Republicans the pivot they had been looking for toward presenting a younger, more diverse, and more inclusive party.

Now Romney’s own party will gladly let him, and his reputation, carry off the values for which he is only now, for the first time, really the spokesman.

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    • tinalounderc 5 months ago

      The Republicans hated everyone except some rich, white guy—they hated young woman, people of color, race, and they even hated old folks, gays—illegals, minorities and so hated the poor. This is why they lost.

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    • IngridBuchmann 6 months ago

      Hey Michelle Delacruz @michellezz. Don’t you think you look nicer than what you wrote? ! ! ! I may have a stomachache soon….

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    • headforthebeach 6 months ago

      Good riddance. He tried to present an agreeable “Everyman” image but that’s no possible to do genuinely with a car elevator garage and a foreign bank account. He was as trustworthy as a scheming used car salesman, and his refusal to provide even the simplest details of his vision only further underscored his untrustworthiness. Goodbye and good riddance, Corporate Scum

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    • Bob in Boston 6 months ago

      Romney was doomed to fail from the beginning, but the GOP insiders pushed him as the “front-runner” regardless, even when he was losing straw polls, because he was controllable. Unfortunately what we Republicans want now is someone with actual principles, who has been consistent throughout their career, and has shown that they are capable of sticking to the constitution and their principles no matter what.
      In the GOP convention in August, the GOP insiders and Romney campaign literally changed rules against the will of the delegates to make sure Romney was on the ballot unopposed, even though Ron Paul had won enough delegates to be on the ballot too. That act alienated millions of liberty-minded Republican activists, and contributed to Romney losing, since most Ron Paul supporters either wrote him in or voted for Gary Johnson. If Ron Paul had been the nominee, Gary Johnson said he would step down, and Gary Johnson got enough votes to make the difference in many of the swing states, so nominating Ron Paul most likely would have won the election for the Republicans.  The GOP shouldn’t lose sight of why Romney lost. Nobody is interested in the Federal Government controlling social issues - we want to make our own decisions. We don’t want a huge bloated federal government stealing our money and wasting it on wars in countries that have done nothing to the United States. Until the GOP understands that, they will never win the presidency again. Ron Paul was the perfect candidate for 2012, and the GOP cheated to make sure he wouldn’t have a chance. If the GOP doesn’t turn themselves around and allow someone like Rand Paul to run successfully in 2016, then they will lose again, because people like me won’t vote for someone like Jeb Bush or even closet NeoCons like Marco Rubio or Bobby Jindal. If you don’t have a history of voting to shrink the Federal Government, then don’t even bother running in 2016 - myself and millions of others refuse to vote for you. If you run a liberty-minded candidate, and stand behind them versus marginalizing them like you did with Ron Paul, then you will win 2016 easily, because after another 4 years of Obama, people will be ready for a change, and the change will be returning to the constitution!

      • johnb68 6 months ago

        Ignoring for the moment the fact that those who go on about “returning to the Constitution” can’t point to a single verifiable instance where Obama has done anything unconstitutional, the simple truth is that unless the GOP can break free of the clutches of the Religious Right and weed out the fanatical nut jobs among their ranks - which they likely can’t without conceding the White House to the Democrats until at least 2020 - they’re doomed to continue on their present path to total irrelevance.

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    • imah2 6 months ago

      A real Stalinist purging going on here. At least photoshop makes it easier to change the pics. They have to purge now and start the rehab for Crown Prince John Ellis Bush. Four years is not nearly enough time to clean out that pile of trash. I wonder, though, if this latest Romney “gaffe” and recording wasn’t deliberate and calculated. If not, he is as stupid as the last Republican president. The guy may just be taking one for the team. He is going to make out like the bandit he is financially anyway.

    • annasw 6 months ago

      Who cares where Romney is now? We need to be more intune to what is happening where Obama is concerned. Romney can’t do anything to America but 4 more years of Obama may put us into total slavery with China being our boss. Borrow just a few more T’s and we will be owned by a foreign country due to lack of ability to pay back our loans. Anyone who has ever borrowed and couldn’t pay it back should realize this. But I forget who I’m talking to. You borrow a ton of money you can’t pay back, file bankruptcy, and then go on your jolly little way while the company(s) you borrowed from have to find a way to make up what you stole from them. America has become a country of freeloaders who live off the backs of those who work hard to make something for themselves and their families. We don’t need to keep trying to steal money from the rich. We need to stop the freeloaders from sitting back and collecting money they didn’t earn. Yes, we need to help the disabled and those who have no way of caring for themselves (senior citizens on small fixed incomes, etc.) but we need to stop helping the youth have children and paying them to have more. Put them to work even if it is at minimum wage. Stop paying daycare facilities to raise their children, let them pay a family member to help them. The money would help two ways. The family member would have a little more income and the working parents would learn to manage money because they couldn’t afford to run out a ton of gas, pay large cellphone bills, etc. It worked just fine for years until Government put in their noses. Now the working taxpayers have to foot the bills that the users run up while the users take any money they get and do exactly like the government—spend at breakneck speed and to hell with tomorrow. If they run out of funds, then just take more from the working taxpayers. What a country America is becoming!

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    • Joan Carson 6 months ago

      The Republian party, Karl Rove et al need to go. It is sad what is happening to this country. While Mitt was not my favorite going in; he is by far better than what we have now - a Muslim, Marxist and our country is ready to fall off the financial cliff - he has been nothing but as failure - add to thst the death of four Americans.

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    • seanm44 6 months ago

      McCain and Kerry were in elected offices. They can’t “go away”. Dole retirement age. Romney is a private citizen and will likely return to a private citizen career. Moreover, he had his chance, it didn’t work, its time for him and his party to move on. Big deal.

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    • Cranios 6 months ago

      PLUS he’s a Mormon - don’t forget that reason!

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    • Jerry Weaver 6 months ago

      If you think the most egregious flip-flopper the GOP could find is going to carry away their right-wing baggage you’ve got another think coming. Romney’s comments will get played. The GOP’s Permanent Peanut Gallery’s crocodile tears? Notsomuch.

      • nikd2 6 months ago

        The Reich wing thinks because they are all turning on robme like mad dogs, we are going to suddenly embrace them as reformed sinners. They are crazy as hell. We are not going to forget that robme was only saying out loud all the things they are trying to hide. A sudden turnabout is not going to save the Republican party it is going to take a thorough housecleaning and a long time to convince the public of their sincerity in putting America’s well being ahead of their own personal values.

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    • DwayneSPB 6 months ago

      The Republican Party IS THE BAGGAGE that sunk the Romney campaign. They have it backwards. Social issues have sunk the party for good.. Unless they moderate.

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    • ericht 6 months ago

      Congressman Ryan gave this inadvertent, but highly recognizable “loser” sign prophetically at an election eve campaign rally.

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    • ericht 6 months ago

      Here was Romney two days before the election and just two weeks ago. How the mighty have fallen!

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    • sdawg 6 months ago

      harsh. I like it

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    • primavolta 6 months ago

      That’s sort of funny given how many vocal Republicans share many of the same very conservative social values that are really starting to alienate people. I don’t like him but I still think he’s just a scapegoat.

    • bemydemon 6 months ago

      Couldn’t be happening to a better asshole.

    • Kee L. 6 months ago

      Bush I Administration: Failure and forgotten
      1994 Republican revolution: Utter failure and policy poison
      Bush II Administration: Utter failure and destroyed world economy
      McCain campaign: Utter failure and pathetic joke
      Republican house 2008-2012: Utter failure and pathetic joke
      Romney Campaign: Utter failure and pathetic joke The republicans have been failures and jokes for 20 years. They haven’t had a respectable or competent leader in a generation. Every last one of them has been forgotten and swept under the rug after they are lauded as the savior of republicanism. Not one of them has been worth a bucket of warm spit.

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    • Pameyeam 6 months ago

      I’m so glad Republicans aren’t in charge of America. It’s not the Republican Party of Reagan that Democrats used to love and respect. (Don’t believe me? Look at the electoral map results for 1984). There is NO way these People should be allowed to call themselves Republicans. Bet they don’t know that David Frum and other Repubs at the top are calling their electorate who comment on Social Media sites “crazy” and sites such as this are allowing “crazy citizens” to spek for the Republican Party. Lol. Lol. Sad. Just sad.

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    • Rick Strandlof 6 months ago

      The GOPS’s racism, sexism and homophobia are not going to simply vanish with Mitt Romney. They existed long before Mitt Romney and will exist long after Mitt Romney

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    • cvb 6 months ago

      Ben Smith thinks he knows what republicans want y’all. Little liberal twerps love to do this nonsense.

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