What Kind Of Conservative Are You?

This scientific quiz is the only way to be sure.

1. 1. What type of Liberal annoys you the most?

   1. Via: theatlantic.com Economic Justice Liberal
   2. Via: cherylkicksass.blogspot.com Tree-Hugger Liberal
   3. Via: openeuropeblog.blogspot.com Philanthropic Socialist Liberal
   4. Via: limonwhitaker.com Tax and Spend Liberal
   5. Via: dirtyhippieradio.com Peace-nic Hippie Liberal
   6. Via: newrepublic.com Blue Dog Liberal

2. 2. Who has done the most for modern Conservatism?

   1. Source: colbertnation.com Stephen Colbert
   2. Via: hollywoodreporter.com Sarah Palin
   3. Via: Getty Images Bill Buckley
   4. Via: AP Ayn Rand
   5. Via: comicbox.com George Bush
   6. Via: Reuters Michael Moore

3. 3. Which news personality do you think is the most brilliant?

   1. Via: nbcnews.com Rachel Maddow
   2. Via: foxnews.com Glenn Beck
   3. Via: foxnews.com John Stossel
   4. Via: foxnews.com Charles Krauthammer
   5. Via: foxnews.com Bill O’Reilly
   6. Via: foxnews.com Megyn Kelly

4. 4. Which policy proposal has made you most happy?

   1. Source: gurugilbert.com The Bush Tax Cuts
   2. Via: AP Toppling of Saddam’s murderous regime
   3. The steady decriminalization of marijuana
   4. Via: travel.nationalgeographic.com Removing troops from Iraq
   5. The Repeal of Obamacare
   6. Passage of Obamacare

5. 5. What hippie talking point do you hate the most?

   1. Via: bornagainhippies.blogspot.com “The government needs to stop imperialism and war!”
   2. Via: bornagainhippies.blogspot.com “Society needs to fight for economic equality for everyone!”
   3. Via: bornagainhippies.blogspot.com “The Constitution is a really old document, written by slave owners. We’re past that, man!”
   4. Via: AP “All the young people agree with us, capitalism is wage slavery.”
   5. Via: bornagainhippies.blogspot.com “Liberals protect individual freedom the most.”
   6. Via: bornagainhippies.blogspot.com “…um, actually all of these sound pretty good.”

6. 6. At political events, you look like:

   1. Via: bossip.com
   2. Via: nymag.com
   3. Via: travel.nationalgeographic.com
   4. Via: furfish.blogspot.com
   5. Via: cyrilhuzeblog.com
   6. Via: futurevoicesofamerica.org

7. 7. Which Avenger do you most identify with?

   1. Via: marvel.com Nick Fury
   2. Via: marvel.com Captain America
   3. Via: marvel.com Iron Man
   4. Via: marvel.com HULK!
   5. Via: marvel.com Black Widow
   6. Via: marvel.com Agent Coulson

8. 8. Who should be our president in 2016?

   1. Via: homedecoraton.blogspot.com Arnold.
   2. Via: AP Rubio.
   3. Via: Getty Images Dick.
   4. Via: Reuters Rand.
   5. Via: allenwestforcongress.com West.
   6. Via: whitehouse.gov Michelle.

9. 9. What should America do if attacked?

   1. Unleash the full skull-crushing awesomeness of the U.S. Military
   2. Via: AP Lock down borders and increase security for homeland America
   3. Via: AP Lob a few of these 5,000-pound bombs over there to shake things up a bit
   4. Via: knowyourmeme.com Find out who attacked us and drop Chuck Norris on them from a Black Hawk
   5. Via: Getty Images Engage in tough diplomatic negotiations and sanctions
   6. Via: commons.wikimedia.org Surrender!

10. 10. What Obama action makes you want to gouge your eyes out the most?

    1. Via: AP Bowing to foreign leaders
    2. Tanking the economy with over-regulation
    3. Via: pearlsofprofundity.wordpress.com Trampling on our Constitutional Rights!
    4. Via: Getty Images Reckless use of drones
    5. Via: AP Holding hands with Joe Biden
    6. Via: redalertpolitics.com Showering big business with bailout taxpayer cash

11. 11. What is your favorite pastime?

    1. Via: sodahead.com Jager Bombs
    2. Via: coverspy.tumblr.com Yelling at your friends about how amazing this is:
    3. Via: whitmannyc.com Scotch and cigars
    4. Via: reasonradionetwork.com Reading the Constitution aloud
    5. Via: knowyourmeme.com Walking around your yard like this
    6. Via: 1000awesomethings.com Crying about war, injustice, the environment, and poverty

12. 12. Which Conservative fictional character would you most like to be?

    1. Via: ronswanson2012.org Ron Swanson
    2. Via: whatleydude.com The Dark Knight
    3. Via: cateruns.wordpress.com Nick Naylor
    4. Schmidt from “New Girl”
    5. Via: overthinkingit.com John Galt?
    6. Via: people.com None of them, I want to be Barbra Streisand

What Kind Of Conservative Are You?

1. Via: forums.watchuseek.com

   You got: Conservative Bro!

   You just like to drink and rage with your friends. You’re attracted to a conservative ideology because it allows fewer rules and regulations. You will be successful in life simply because you’re awesome. Most likely to become a libertarian after college. U mad Bro?

2. Via: cyrilhuzeblog.com

   You got: Kicking Ass Conservative!

   America First! You love this country and perhaps served in the Armed Forces. There is nothing more important than a strong national defense and when people mess with America they should expect a Holy ass whipping.

3. 

   You got: Old-School, Traditionalist Conservative

   You love conservatism the way John Locke loved property rights. America is the head of Western Civilization due to robust social and economic traditions and principles. Russell Kirk, Edmund Burke and William F. Buckley Jr. are heroes.

4. Source: @SarahPalinUSA

   You got: Overthrow the Government Tea Party Conservative

   You just hate the waste and overspending in government. If we liquidated congress and started over with a crop of constitutional conservatives everything would get better almost immediately. You cannot trust Washington DC or their absurd taxes on regular middle-class hardworking Americans. The Constitution is the greatest document ever conceived and it’s our job to protect it.

5. 

   You got: LIBERAL!

   Damn you! Quit turning America into a marxist paradise. Go back to Canada or France and pay your 75% income tax.

6. Via: commons.wikimedia.org

   You got: Whoa, you’re a Libertarian!

   Yeah, you knew what you were doing. You’re not technically a “conservative” but let’s be honest, who do you trust most with your civil liberties? Individual liberty, political freedom, and voluntary association for all, down with the state!

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