John Kerry Was Really Bro-Ing Out After The Iran Deal

U nuclear bro?

1. Secretary of State John Kerry recently passed some deal with Iran to prevent them from throwing a nuclear bomb around.

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2. During the process, he has been bro-ing out uncontrollably.

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3. All through the negotiations, Kerry kept asking Iran if they were mad.

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4. Kerry had meetings with Russia and was all like:

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5. Once a deal was reached, Kerry demonstrated classic bro hug form.

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6. And pointed uncontrollably at his bros.

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7. Kerry was all up in this gurlz grill.

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(That’s European Union foreign policy chief Catherine Ashton.)

8. He even told the Russians they had a cool story.

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“Let me hear it again.”

9. And when the press started asking questions, Kerry told France…

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10. And he told Russia…

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11. Then Kerry got up there and told the press:

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12. But Kerry made sure the press was not actually mad.

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13. Kerry’s bro-ness spread to the entire delegation.

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14. The French were all fresh.

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Catherine Ashton was all like “omg Kerry, what have you started?”

15. And France and Iran had a Bro-Level of 102%.

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Off the charts.

16. After the deal, he told British Foreign Secretary William Hague about the night before.

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17. And then they swapped stories about how big of a joke Russia was in front of a football.

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18. So Kerry proves what we knew all along: To avoid nuclear war, keep calm …

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