1. So, the Mayor of Toronto smokes some recreational crack.
8. He holds events with girls in cabbage bikinis. Did you hear me?! CABBAGE BIKINIS.
Eat your heart out.
11. He MEANT to do this. It’s his move.
12. Did you need that action from another angle?
13. He never shies away from the media.
15. He made himself Superman stopping a train in a campaign ad.
21. He is really into Toronto Pride!
Ok, give him a fucking break. He is tired.
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