1. FAB: This brilliant moustache.
2. DRAB: This moustache.
3. FAB: Big red sash pinned to a suit.
4. DRAB: These sweaty Transformers creeping on people.
5. FAB: Old-school political #SWAG
6. FAB: This afro.
7. DRAB: This pink hair mess.
8. FAB: Life-sized Duck Hunt.
9. DRAB: Marco Rubio 2016 booth.
10. FAB: This man in this three-piece.
11. DRAB: Man in shiny suit jacket and running pants.
12. FAB: Larry O’Connor’s microphone.
13. DRAB: This guy’s tiny red microphone.
14. FAB: Scotch and cigars bow-tie.
15. DRAB: This bowtie.
16. FAB: Breitbart News house party with a full Mariachi band.
Grover Norquist with Sergio Gor and Rachel Coolidge.
18. FAB: Rainbow mohawk, white suspenders dude.
20. DRAB: Scraggly pony-tail.
21. FAB: This HUGE piece of Bacon.
22. FAB: The girl who has “broken every CPAC dress code rule” in the first day.
23. DRAB: Soviet Obama hats.
24. FAB: Massive Jenga set that collapses and scares everyone.
25. DRAB: The SWAG-less, depressing College Republican table.
26. FAB: Colorful Revolutionary with copper pot and a huge flag.
27. DRAB: His less colorful outfit on the second day.
28. FAB: This colorful jacket.
29. DRAB: This rainbow jacket.
30. FAB: The booth with the basketball game.
31. DRAB: Paranoid conspiracy tables.
32. FAB: Legalize weed cowboy hat.
33. DRAB: Black, bedazzled cowboy hat.
34. FAB: This lovely, conservative Fairy-Godmother.
35. WE LOVE HER!
36. DRAB: This AR-15 necklace.
37. FAB: BuzzFeed speaking on a panel explaining importance of memes in politics.
Huge thanks to Francesca Chambers for inviting us!