9 Levels Of Shade Kathleen Sebelius Threw At Republicans During The Obamacare Hearing

So over it.

Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius had a rough day in Congress today, testifying on the dysfunctional state of Obamacare.

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Here is some shade that she threw at Congress.

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1. This removal of glasses.


Shade level: Your boss Facebook-friending you.

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2. This open-mouthed face scratch.

Shade level: Someone spilling ice cream on your floor.

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3. This “Are you fucking kidding me” look.

Shade level: Watching a meter maid give you a parking ticket.

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4. This time she stuck her tongue out.


Shade level: Watching your kids’ soccer team lose.

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5. This disbelieving head shake.

Shade level: Getting a DVD for Christmas.

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6. This back arch.

Shade level: Your friend borrowing your car and not filling it up with gas.

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7. This one-finger head scratch.

Shade level: Someone using the last of the Sriracha.

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8. This long blink.

Shade level: Your best friend getting engaged to that guy that you hate.

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9. This faux smile.

Shade level: RuPaul.

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“I’m done here.”

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