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76 Reasons Why America Is The Greatest Country In The World

Be proud.

WHO NEEDS SOCCER ANYWAY?

2. BUT OUR PRESIDENTS DO COME BACK TO LIFE FOR TEAM USA:

3. AMERICA = THE RANGE OF THE BALD EAGLE:

Knows what’s up.

4. SOLD IN AN ANTIQUE STORE:

5. WER’E THE BEST AT TROLLING OTHER COUNTRIES:

“I baked this cake for my Canadian co-workers on Canada Day.”

6. OUR WORLD WAR SCORE:

7. HOW WE PACK FOR FOREIGN TRAVEL:

8. THIS HORSE BRINGS FREEDOM WHEREVER IT GOES

9. WE ARE THE LITERAL DEFINITION OF FREEDOM:

10. THIS IS YOUR CO-CORKER:

11. A CAKE OPTION AT Wal-Mart:

12. WE CAN CATEGORIZE:

13. HISTORICAL FACT:

14. THE AGE YOU USE WHEN A UK BEER COMPANY ASKS:

15. OUR BEER COULD INVADE YOUR COUNTRY:

21. IF YOU DONT LIKE THIS BEARD, PLEASE GO BACK TO FRANCE:

“U.S.A”

22. WE SMELL LIKE FREEDOM:

23. WE TASTE LIKE FREEDOM:

24. HOW WE SHOP FOR ORGANIC FOOD:

26. THIS FRIED CHICKEN DEAL:

27. THE ONLY WAY TO SHOW TRUE LOVE:

28. WE MAKE THE ONLY CANDY WORTH EATING:

29. THE ICE CREAM WE DELIVER TO OTHER COUNTRIES:

30. WE CAN TURN OUR FLAG INTO FOOD:

31. FOOD = FLAG.

32. THE TASTE OF FREEDOM:

33. WE KNOW OUR RIGHTS:

34. WE APPRECIATE HISTORY:

35. WE KNOW WHERE TO STORE EXTRA FREEDOM:

36. OUR EDUCATION SYSTEM:

38. WHERE FREEDOM IS TAUGHT:

39. FROM THIS TEXT BOOK:

40. AND THIS IS WHERE ONLY PATRIOTS BANK:

41. THIS BIBLE VERSE:

42. “FREEDOM VANILLA”

43. TURNING SWEDISH VODKA INTO FREEDOM:

45. WE HAVE GREAT CUSTOMIZING OPTIONS:

46. YOUR GRANDMOTHER:

47. YOUR GRANDFATHER:

48. WE KNOW WHEN TO STOP LISTENING:

49. BEST LANDSCAPING IN THE WORLD:

50. AMERICA KNOWS HOW TO TIP:

51. COLORS DONT RUN:

52. THESE COLORS DON’T RUN:

53. KATSUP FOUNTAIN FREEDOM:

54. Your average Americans eats 18 lbs. of bacon each year.

55. MY LITTLE BACON:

56. THE ONLY CUPCAKE THAT MATTERS:

57. PEOPLE COOK BACON WITH GUNS:

WRAP BACON AROUND YOUR BARREL:

WRAP IT IN TIN FOIL:

SHOOT ENOUGH ROUNDS TO HEAT THE BARREL:

58. HOME AMENITIES:

60. THE 5% OF AMERICA WHO WERE TRUE PATRIOTS IN THIS POLL:

61. THESE ARMY RECRUITMENT POSTERS:

62. THE ONLY INGREDIENTS THE FOUNDING FATHERS HAD:

63. THIS HISTORY LESSON:

64. THIS AMERICA LESSON BEING TAUGHT IN KOREA:

65. THE BEST SIMS CHARACTER:

66. BECAUSE WE OWN THE INTERNET:

67. BECAUSE WE KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO WEAR TO FORMAL OCCASIONS:

68. AND WHAT TO WEAR WHEN RELAXING:

69. AMERICA KNOWS ACCESSORIZING:

70. THE CHURCH OF FREEDOM:

71. WE LOVE THE JOKES:

72. LAND OF CHOICES:

73. ENJOY YOUR BAGUETTE:

74. AMERICAN INGENUITY:

75. THIS WORKOUT ROUTINE:

76. HAVE A VERY AMERICA 4TH!!!

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