2.
He can pull off a golfers cap quite well.
He also looks great in a cowboy hat.
4.
That marvelous goatee!
5.
He is great with kids.
6.
He knows how to express himself.
8.
He knows how to twerk on his co-workers.
9.
He knows how to light the shit out of some fireworks.
10.
He can appreciate the finer things in life.
11.
Most of what he wears has a skull on it.
12.
He looks fancy in an A-shirt.
13.
He knows how to chill.
14.
He is a world traveler.
15.
He wore this necklace.
"AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
And appreciates all nature
18.
He can drink with the best of them.
Especially if it's Senator Gillibrand.
19.
He met President Obama...
...then he ate this with him.
20.
He holds alligators for fun.
21.
He shoots poison darts.
With his face painted like this.
22.
He is great at selfies.
23.
He LOVES the holidays.
Because if he doesn't make the list, HE WILL FIND YOU.