So, Kim Jong-un has announced that he will be firing a missile today.
Here is a list of potential people who will kick his ass if he does.
23. Chuck Norris.
21. Uncle Joe.
20. Arnold Schwarzenegger’s state of California could be targeted by Kim Jong-Un.
19. The Chinese will join in the ass beating for destabilizing the region.
18. Clearly all the women in South Korea.
16. These fancy-pants elderly gents are quite tired of Kim’s saucy banter.
13. Any Korean War veteran.
This is Colonel Lewis L. Millett. He fought in Korea. This is what he had to say:
“We had acquired some Chinese documents stating that Americans were afraid of hand-to-hand fighting and cold steel. When I read that, I thought, ‘I’ll show you, you sons of bitches!’”
9. Clearly, the Japanese Navy can kick some ass.
8. Same with the internet.
4. Freedom eagles.
3. This guy somewhere.
2. Jackie Chan.
So clearly, Kim, you don’t want none of this.
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