23 People Who Will Kick Kim Jong-Un’s Ass If He Fires A Missile

He thinks he’s UN-stoppable, huh?

So, Kim Jong-un has announced that he will be firing a missile today.

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Leading the civilized world to ask:

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Here is a list of potential people who will kick his ass if he does.

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23. Chuck Norris.

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Kind of like this:

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Or this:

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22. Stalone.

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I mean, come on!

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21. Uncle Joe.

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Pew, pew, pew.

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20. Arnold Schwarzenegger’s state of California could be targeted by Kim Jong-Un.

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It is not pretty when Schwarzenegger is on an ass-kicking spree.

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19. The Chinese will join in the ass beating for destabilizing the region.

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18. Clearly all the women in South Korea.

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17. The American and South Korean militaries.

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16. These fancy-pants elderly gents are quite tired of Kim’s saucy banter.

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15. Mr. Winters, high school teacher.

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14. Snape.

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13. Any Korean War veteran.

This is Colonel Lewis L. Millett. He fought in Korea. This is what he had to say:

“We had acquired some Chinese documents stating that Americans were afraid of hand-to-hand fighting and cold steel. When I read that, I thought, ‘I’ll show you, you sons of bitches!’”

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12. This Lego tank.

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11. The ghost of Johnny Cash.

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10. This hipster.

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9. Clearly, the Japanese Navy can kick some ass.

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8. Same with the internet.

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7. And this happy Wisconsin couple.

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6. Mr T.

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5. This guy riding on a submarine is just waiting for the word.

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4. Freedom eagles.

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3. This guy somewhere.

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2. Jackie Chan.

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1. And as an option of very last resort:

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So clearly, Kim, you don’t want none of this.

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So stop this silly missile talk.

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Because you know deep down it will not work out well for you.

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Our suggestion to Kim is this: Eat a Snickers.

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