19 Mind-Blowing Things You Can Buy From The Federal Government

The federal government, working for you! And your one breast implant.

The Government Services Administration is auctioning off some pretty wild stuff on its website!

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19. You could own an entire federal building in Montana.

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You can pass your own regulations in this old hearing room!

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You can admire the government commissioned artwork in the lobby.

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For a paltry $2.5 million you too can have your own TSA checkpoint!

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18. And of course you will need some metal detectors for your TSA checkpoint!

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17. And your own X-ray machine!

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16. Why not buy your own freaking TANK!

ID: 1165793

BOMBARDIER TRACK VEHICLE, PN 478915: Current Bid: 5,000 USD

ID: 1165794

Your new commute to work:

ID: 1166774

15. Your own action-movie van!

ID: 1165203

Complete with suicide doors.

ID: 1165194

Hollowed out, caged interior.

ID: 1165195

All for 3,500 bucks!

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14. The Red Beast 1986 CHEVROLET D30

ID: 1165427

Beer can and air freshener optional.

ID: 1165425

This beast is only 400 bones, people!

ID: 1165426

13. Rural government mobile home.

ID: 1165368

You right now:

ID: 1166708

Amenities, people, amenities!

ID: 1165399

If you want to take a vacation, you can just hitch it to the nearest train track and you’ll be headed west!

ID: 1165398

Hurry! Six other people want to live here!

ID: 1165391

12. Your own satellite “GLOBAL POSITIONING SYSTEM.”

ID: 1165496

In-a-backpack Mr. Bond!!!

ID: 1165498

Current bid: $278.

ID: 1166782


ID: 1165513

Handy if you live in Chernobyl! Only $5.

ID: 1165516

10. An Ab Lounger for $10!!!

ID: 1165277

Thanks, government!

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9. Who doesn’t need a fingerprint scanner for $25?

ID: 1165802

8. EXAMINATION TABLES for the freak in all of us.

ID: 1165739

3,504 USD.

ID: 1165740

Where else will you use your ULTRASOUND PROBE? Available now for $75.

ID: 1166041

Or some slightly used colonoscopes for just $425!

ID: 1166037


ID: 1165756

Start your own Bubba Gump Shrimp company for $15,000!

ID: 1165778

Could be you:

ID: 1166747

6. A 1920s Light Tower in Liston, Delaware.

ID: 1165906

And check out the view of the Delaware countryside! Current bid: 10,000 USD.

ID: 1165904

5. Manana Island Sound Signal Station in Maine.

ID: 1165948

Think Moonrise Kingdom.

ID: 1165950

This rustic beauty can be yours for $66K.

ID: 1165949


ID: 1166759

4. Want your own top secret radar site? Former Columbia Falls Radar Site - Sector 2 can be yours!

ID: 1165984

Big, tall fences.

ID: 1165982

Mysterious buildings.

ID: 1165983

So creepy/awesome, for $75K!

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Complete with wise men, angels…

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…and a busted ass.

ID: 1165851

The government is selling baby Jesus for $55.

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2. Think the government doesn’t care about romance? How about a 14-karat gold ring for just $1,625?

No word on which busted drug dealer it came from.

ID: 1165838

1. One Breast Implant


ID: 1165013

The federal government sells boobs only that were MADE IN AMERICA.

ID: 1165029

SOLD — for $105! The owner is now on the federal tit.

ID: 1165020

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