15 Types Of People Who Show Up To A Congressional Hearing

We’re gonna have a problem here.

15. Confused interns picking their noses.

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14. Congressmen playing Candy Crush.

ID: 1594527

And Jungle Run.

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And taking some creep-shots.

ID: 1594563

13. Wannabe Donald Trumps.

ID: 1594699

12. A bunch of staffers who stand in a row.

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And take photos over their bosses heads.

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And chew on pens behind them.

ID: 1594568

11. Photographers!

ID: 1594557

They all sit like this in front of the hearing table….

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…and do this when people start talking.

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10. A tired person taking 53,498,690,493,123 questions.

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9. And reporters who like to type with their computers on their lap.

ID: 1594558

8. A steel-faced stenographer.

ID: 1595073

(Who types on these cool rubber keyboards.)

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7. Disgraced former congressmen still wearing their congressional pins.



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6. Code Pink.

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They like to argue with cops and staffers.

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And the cops like to wear blue latex gloves when they have to touch them.

ID: 1595105

5. A bunch of self-important people talking like they are calling plays in the NFL.

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4. Angry old men.

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3. Congressmen contemplating the use of large posters.

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2. Dogs and men with iPods on their heads.

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1. C-SPAN.

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BONUS: Pauly D.

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And Pauly D thinks this about Syria.

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