Ah ha! So THAT'S what he's into.

Andy Van Slyke!!!!!!!!

Kent Tekulve “was a hero of mine when I was growing up,” says Santorum, who is just a year younger and who was an adult by the time Tekulve made a name for himself.  Tekulve was a very good and very unorthodox pitcher who resembled and moved like Ray Bolger. But a “hero?” if Santorum was a Pirates fan then, why not Willie Stargell or Dave Parker?

Dogs can always pick out an asshole. When you've smelled so many, it gets easy.

“I'm sorry I came in my pants in your home ma'am. I understand that it was inappropriate.”

Don't blame pissing your pants on a poor dog.