"Goose MCs" Is The Only Miracle On The Hudson Tribute You Need To See

“I feel like the Chesley Sullenberger of this rap game.”

1. Five years ago today, Capt. Chesley Sullenberger landed a plane in the Hudson River in New York City after his engines were disabled by a flock of geese.

Jānis Krūms / Via Twitter: @BuzzFeed

2. But now, with “all the jealous haters trying to bring” him down, rapper/comedian Zach Sherwin feels like the Chesley Sullenberger of this rap game.

Goose MCs, all up in my engines
Don’t make me land this plane in the Hudson
They got nasty intentions
I got goose MCs in my engines
I got goose MCs, all up in my engines
Tryin’ to cause some malfunctions
But I’m the Captain Chesley Sullenberger of this rap game,
For these goose MCs

Zach Sherwin / Via BuzzFeed

But now the man has got icon status,
From dicing up geese, like a daikon radish…
He’s got fame, he’s got his cash stacked higher
Don’t you get it geese? Your plan backfired!
You didn’t kill him, you made him stronger!
Yeah, you flew up in his engine,
But he slayed and conquered
And if you think I’m any different, I think you’re dead meat
I will shred you from beaks to wings to webbed feet
Hear the words coming out of my mouth:
Stay up out my engines, goose! Fly south!

6. “Don’t make me swan up on you goose rappers!”

Zach Sherwin / Via BuzzFeed

Don’t make me swan up on you goose rappers!
Swan up! Swan up, don’t make me swan up!
Swan up! Swan up! Swan up, don’t make me swan up!
I am the Captain Chesley Sullenberger of this rap game,
Don’t make me swan up!
Geese! Do you not understand me?
In your language: honk honk honk, don’t make me swan up!

8. “I got angry beef…. It’s like a sullen burger.”

Zach Sherwin / Via BuzzFeed

I got beef with these goose rappers….
You know it makes me so angry…
I got angry beef….
It’s like a sullen burger…
For these goose MCs

10. This is so heady and beautiful and perfect.

Zach Sherwin / Via BuzzFeed

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