ScienceThis Fossilized Turd Will Make You Glad You Weren't A VikingIts creator "had very itchy bowels," according to science.By by Alex KasprakBuzzFeed StaffPosted on March 27, 2015, 9:04 pmTwitterFacebookLink This, ladies and gentlemen, is the Lloyds Bank Turd. It's one of the biggest pieces of ancient human shit ever found. Scientists determined that the creator of this hefty specimen was a Viking that lived around the 9th century A.D. This prodigious dump tells us a lot about the unlucky Viking who produced it. The precious poo also tells us a lot about what this Viking's diet was like. Time for a poop quiz! Comedy Central / Via southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com About 10 inches long Correct Incorrect About 10 inches long About 8 inches long Correct Incorrect About 8 inches long About 5 inches long Correct Incorrect About 5 inches long Correct! Wrong! Oh shit! The correct answer is about 8 inches long! Its dimensions are 2.2 inches by 1.1 inches by 7.7 inches. Comedy Central / Via vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net