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People Are Laying This Guy To Rest After He Was Brutally, Hilariously, And Creatively Rejected Over DM

Nick said he was "flabbergasted", but impressed, by the woman's creative curve. He's announced his retirement from DM-sliding.

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Pallone will often shoot his shot with women on Twitter by showing up in their DMs with a cheesy pick-up line.

"When I’m bored every now and then I’ll slide in a DM and use a corny pick-up line," he told BuzzFeed News.

"Usually the girl will literally say 'wtf' and block me, which can be demoralizing. But sometimes they’ll laugh and I guess that would count as some luck."

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On Tuesday evening, he DM'd a woman with a line he'd heard from a show that he thought was "hilarious."

Nicholas Pallone

"OK so my friend SWEARS there are 23 letters in the alphabet but I'm almost [sic] there are only 21. So how many are there???" he asks the user.

Pallone said he stumbled upon her profile randomly browsing social media and was attracted to her profile photo.

The woman was responsive and played along. "Are you for real? There's 26" letters in the alphabet, she wrote back, setting Pallone up with the corny punchline. "Hm. I must have forgotten U R A Q T," he then replied. The shot was shot.

And — spoiler alert — it was not returned. Not only did the woman reject the advances, she threw his pick-up line back at him. "Your friend was closer...he only forgot B Y and E," she wrote. Pallone said he was "flabbergasted", but impressed, by the quippy response.

Nicholas Pallone

"I died laughing because usually none of the girls reply with something that creative," he said. "I was definitely flabbergasted."

He said he deleted the correspondence after screenshotting it, but if you are the woman in the messages, please reach out to the writer of this post for your proper recognition.

Pallone then announced his retirement from Twitter direct-messaging-sliding on Twitter, and confirmed it to BuzzFeed News. He apparently needs some time to "regain my confidence," he said.

0 for 38 sliding into DMs in my twitter career. Officially retiring. The nail in the coffin.

"Even if I do regain my confidence I’d be recognized immediately by the girl I’m trying to talk to," he said, after his tweet went viral.

People are, too, flabbergasted by the "creative" rejection.

@Nick_Pallone @rjlcolston Ahhhhhhhhdamnnnnnn Son

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Other men have condoned his retirement, and politely have let him rest in peace.

@Nick_Pallone Visual representation of you leaving Twitter... RIP in peace bro!

REST IN PEACE HOMIE! LMFAO https://t.co/xgw6zuzdXf

Men — and women — aren't sure how to feel. On one hand, they feel the pain of being shot down. On the other, they can't help but laugh.

@Nick_Pallone @spicyethnic I just...I’m weak 😭😭😭😭

Some are telling him to "never give up."

@Nick_Pallone keep shooting man never give up

While others advise him to "know when to quit."

@Nick_Pallone A smart man once said “shoot your shot”. A smarter man once said “know when to quit”

Pallone said he's been even more brutally roasted by people online since, which he can laugh at. But "the moral support has actually been really helpful," he admits.

@Nick_Pallone @HumbleTeej That’s not failure. That’s falling with style

Tanya Chen is a social news reporter for BuzzFeed and is based in New York.

Contact Tanya Chen at tanya.chen@buzzfeed.com.

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