New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie on Sunday attended a baseball game between the Brewers and the Cubs at Miller Park in Milwaukee. Fun!
"You're a big shot," Christie told Joseph in video captured of the incident, while getting in his face.
During the entire confrontation, Christie cradled a bowl of nachos to his chest, because, tbh, they come first.
After the video was posted on Twitter, people had complete meltdowns over the photos — and especially the nachos.
They thought his protectiveness over his snack food was simply inspiring.
Not a chip was sacrificed.
"Don't ever again question Chris Christie's humanity after seeing him cradle those nachos like a mother primate cradling its young."
Some even memed it.
Basically, this is all of us today.
Stephanie McNeal is a social news editor for BuzzFeed News and is based in New York.
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