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This Heroic Reporter Kept A Straight Face While Covering A Story About A Couple Having Sidewalk Sex

Get this lady an Emmy.

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Milanes went to the scene of the crime to explore how the couple's shenanigans went from making out to "X-rated."

Leaving no stone unturned, the intrepid reporter sought to get to the bottom of the sidewalk scandal.

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The couple apparently had just met on the trolley, Milanis reported.

They started their courtship off as PG-13, a horrified witness told Milanis.

The couple then kicked it up a notch.

"(The witness) said the the two kept their clothes on for the first 15 minutes. Then, she overheard the man convince his new friend to take their relationship to the next level," Milanes reported.

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Milanes reported that police arrived and arrested the man. The woman got a citation.

The San Diego Police Department did not return a request for comment from BuzzFeed News.

You can watch the full report here, but here's the bit you came to see.

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Stephanie McNeal is a social news editor for BuzzFeed News and is based in New York.

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