WheeMe's marketing copy isn't afraid of going there:
"Embodying unique sensor technology, WheeMe automatically and silently steers itself over your body without falling off or losing its grip. As it moves WheeMe's four small wheels and rotor finger gently press and caress providing a delightful sense of bodily pleasure." [Emphasis added]
WheeMe Products Demos:
WheeMe will debut at CES in 2011. Expect the first WheeMe/Roomba wars to start mid next year.
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