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Top 2 Reasons A Rotary Phone Is Better Than An iPhone

Steve Jobs has been bested by technology from the 1930s. Enjoy your new phone, Apple nerds -- too bad it sucks!

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  • 1. It lets you make calls.

    Unlike an iPhone, a rotary phone won't consistently drop your calls. Big win!

  • 2. It lets you receive calls.

    If you call someone who has a rotary phone, they'll A) actually hear your call coming in, and B) be able to answer it and complete a full conversation without being dropped.

  • Not true with an iPhone!

I mostly like old, unpopular things, like from 2002. I'm also 102 years old.

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