The scandal centers around the Denver Minerals Management Service office, which sounds more like a frat house than a branch of government -- skiing holidays, cocaine, body shots, and lots and lots of sex (we made up the cocaine and body shots).
I mostly like old, unpopular things, like from 2002. I'm also 102 years old.
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