The egg cracks open between 6 and 10:30 a.m., the hours when eggs are available at McDonald's, and spends the rest of the day taunting passers-by who desired nothing more than a simple Egg McMuffin.
I mostly like old, unpopular things, like from 2002. I'm also 102 years old.
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