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John McCain Invented The Blackberry

He's copped to not using and/or understanding the internet, but he did bring mobile email into existence.

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McCain's top economic adviser, Douglas Holtz-Eakin, was asked what the candidate did as chairman of the Senate Commerce Committee that broadened his understand of the U.S.'s financial structure. "He did this," Holtz-Eakin answered, lifting up his BlackBerry. "[Y]ou're looking at the miracle John McCain helped create and that's what he did."

I mostly like old, unpopular things, like from 2002. I'm also 102 years old.

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