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Hating Undecided Voters

You mean you really, really can't make a choice?

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David Sedaris sums up the feelings of many when he says the choice is as stark as the one between airline chicken and a platter of shit sprinkled with broken glass. Make up your minds here, people.

I mostly like old, unpopular things, like from 2002. I'm also 102 years old.

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