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11 Sexy Girls Who Will Be Dancing At Today's Apple Announcement

In an unusual move, Apple's booked a bunch of sexy ladies to dance onstage during today's iPhone 4 announcement. I guess the idea is to distract people? It worked!

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  • 1. Apple iPhone Girl

  • 2. Apple: Announce This!

  • 3. The iPhone Press Conference Will Be Fun!

  • 4. Hi! I'll Be At The Apple iPhone 4 Press Conference!

  • 5. Apple iPhone 4 News Has Never Been So Fun

  • 6. Apple Announcement? I'm Bored

  • 7. I've Got Your Apple News Right Here!

  • 8. iPhone 4 News, You Say?

  • 9. Hi, I'm Tina Fey.

    The repeated mentions of me being "fat" or "ugly" on my show, "30 Rock," are just incredibly misleading. Look at me! I'm hot!

  • 10. The Apple iPhone Press Conference Will Be THIS Much Fun

  • 11. Hi, I'm Steve Wozniack

    I will be dancing for my life today.

I mostly like old, unpopular things, like from 2002. I'm also 102 years old.

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