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People Can't Believe This Dude Graphed Out The Curve Of A Random Dick Pic He Got Sent

“Your dick is bent at 122.519 degrees.”

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“One of them showed his oblique member front and center and the only thing I could think of was, ‘Wow that is the most crooked dick I have ever seen,’” West said. “Which led to, ‘I gotta figure out just how crooked that dick is.’”

West said that some folks did point out that he may have gone through an extra step in trying to determine the angle of the dick curve. “I added an extra step by finding the lengths of the subsegments X and Y — because I already measured two sides of each triangle,” he said.

Ryan Broderick is a reporter for BuzzFeed News and is based in London.

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