Their Twitter team uses the hashtag #TweetFromTheSeat," asking users to tweet them updates while pooping.
Whoever runs the account keeps their 10,000+ followers up-to-date with all of their morning bowel movements.
Their Facebook is equally as "expressive."
They also play a game where you guess the toilet in the picture.
And lastly, they have a bathroom-finding app called Sit Or Squat for iPhones.
One thing they don't have, thank god, is an Instagram.
Ryan Broderick is a reporter for BuzzFeed News and is based in London.
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