Here Are Some Of The Funniest Things People Said About EasterThe tweets have risen.By by Remy SmidtBuzzFeed News ReporterPosted on April 16, 2017, 7:01 pmTwitterFacebookLink 1. thomAss @thomasdelrey I can't wait for Easter! 07:08 PM - 13 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Taylor laidlaw @TaylorOLaidlaw Frat guys are going to absolutely kiiillll it this weekend. They dress like it's Easter everyday and this is their time to shine 05:04 PM - 14 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. 13 Reasons Why @13ReasonsFans Mom: you're 17 years old! You don't need an Easter basket Me: welcome to your tape 12:14 PM - 15 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. TN @Neighbss Can my bank account get resurrected on Easter Sunday as well please ?? 11:38 AM - 15 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. angelo @crying4hoes church on a regular sunday vs church on easter 07:07 PM - 27 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. ellie @oyasumeme overheard a mom & her teen son arguing inside the church mom: we're going 3am mass its part of our penance son: i didnt fucking kill jesus 11:05 AM - 15 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Hannah @vivacioushannah Satan when Jesus rose from the dead: 03:20 PM - 16 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. judgmental gay 🦄 @jdgmntlgay religious leaders: we did it. we killed jesus. it's over. it's cancelled. jesus: 02:52 PM - 16 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Tony. @SoLyrical When Jesus rose on the 3rd day 09:44 PM - 15 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. LightskinNextDoor @IAmDG21_ When the Romans saw Jesus tomb was empty 03:54 PM - 16 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Charlie Hassell @Chassell96 Happy easter🐣🐰 10:28 AM - 16 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Todd 'Papi' Carlos @TheToddWilliams [Jerusalem] MARY: They've taken Jesus from his tomb SIMON: Maybe they gave him Upjesus MARY: What's Upjesus? JESUS {risen}: Not much, w— 05:23 PM - 16 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Samson @captaineagen Listen, ma'am, I'm sorry I decked your four year old but it's called an Easter Egg HUNT for a reason 12:47 PM - 16 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. and 15. and 16. Xythar @Xythar @jonnysun *jesus comes out of cave* jesus: IT'S BEEN 07:57 AM - 15 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Scotti Simpson @ScottiSimpson @Xythar @jonnysun Jesus: 3 days since you looked at me. Sat Apr 15 15:00:34 UTC+0000 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Rachel Jane Andelman @rajandelman He is Risen 08:33 PM - 16 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. rose @lleuadau roses are red britain has brexit jesus christ is Sat Apr 15 21:08:52 UTC+0000 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. The Gay Burn Book @SouthernHomo When Saturday night turns to Easter Sun Apr 16 12:21:01 UTC+0000 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. RACHEL @rachelroseeeee My parents: aren't you getting a bit old for an Easter egg hunt? Me: Sat Apr 15 23:57:16 UTC+0000 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite