Los Angeles-based Elan Gale, whose Twitter bio says he's a producer on ABC's The Bachelor, began tweeting on Thanksgiving claiming that a woman in his airport was getting testy with airline staff over their delayed flight.
That might be because he decided to send her a glass of wine and a note saying he hoped that it would make her talk less.
He sent out a description of her to his more than 35,000 Twitter followers.
Note: He now has more than 130,000.
The plane landed, and the story took a surprisingly violent turn.
Gale concluded the story after making his connecting flight.
This final interaction between them was his final lesson for Diane.
He thanked everyone who tweeted at him and enjoyed the crazy back and forth fight.
Despite the holiday, Twitter users were glued to their screens following the Thanksgiving dramatics.
Update, Dec. 2, 9:40 p.m., ET: Looks like Gale might have pulled one over on all of us, seemingly admitting on Twitter to the whole thing being a hoax.
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