So you want to live the Britney life, huh?
You really think you could ever be as flawless as Godney?
I mean... You can try, I guess?
I mean you know that you're going to have to work, bitch.
And work, bitch.
And work some more, bitch.
And keep working, bitch.
So what would it take for you to get Britney's life if you were working a minimum wage job?
You want a hot body?
A one-year gym membership at 24 Hour Fitness in New York is $1,137/year.
There's also $40 for an initiation fee, $197 for a joiner's fee, and $75 per month membership dues.
Work, bitch, for: 157 hours.
You want a Bugatti?
A new 2013 Bugatti Veyron 16.4 Grand Sport Vitesse goes for roughly $2.2 million.
That means you're going to "work, bitch" for 314,482 hours, or 36 years nonstop.
You want a Maserati?
A 2013 Maserati GranTurismo MC Coupe is priced at $142,900.
You better work for 19,710 hours or 821 days, bitch.
You want a Lamborghini?
A new 2013 Lamborghini Aventador goes for $387,000.
That's 53,379 hours of working, bitch.
Five martinis at $12 each is $60.
That's eight hours of work. A bargain, bitch!
Look hot in a bikini?
A Malia Mills swim bikini top is $235. The bottoms are $170.
That's 61 hours — you can do that in a week, bitch!
Live in a big mansion?
The average price for the top 10 homes in the U.S. was $71.5 million.
That's 9.9 million hours.
Party in France?
A plane ticket to France is $1,300.
It'll take a lot of savings and 179 hours of work, or 4.5 work weeks.
Basically you're just never going to be Britney.
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Mariah Summers is a business reporter for BuzzFeed News and is based in New York. Summers reports on hospitality, travel and real estate.
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