1. UPDATED — April 16, 9:30 p.m. ET:
2. Vice President Joe Biden is now on Instagram. His username: @VP (of course). His first photo: Aviators (of course).
5. BONUS! Biden posted a selfie with the President Wednesday night.
- Donald Trump accused former Miss Universe Alicia Machado of being in a sex tape, calling her "disgusting." He's appeared in a softcore porn.
- The hair vitamins promoted by the Kardashians make "largely inaccurate" nutrient claims, according to lab tests.
- In a newly released video deposition, Trump implied he planned to call Mexicans "rapists" when he announced his presidential run.