Which Vladimir Putin Are You?

“Who is Mr. Putin?” You are Mr. Putin!

    1. More vodka
    2. Pickles
    3. Processed smoked cheese
    1. Herring
    2. Dill
    3. Black bread
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      Oil from the Arctic Sea
    2. Shale gas from Poland
    3. Diamonds from Yakutia
    1. Potash from the Ural Mountains
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      Natural gas from the Yamal Peninsula
    3. Aluminum from Krasnoyarsk
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      Long walks alone
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      Steven Seagal
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      Silvio Berlusconi
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      Bashar al-Assad
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      Gerard Depardieu
    2. AP Photo/Mikhail Metzel
      Hugo Chávez
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      Gennady Timchenko
    1. “He turned out to be a really powerful dude! He raped ten women! I never expected that from him! He surprised us all! We all envy him!”
    2. “We, Russia, are constantly being taught about democracy. But for some reason those who teach us do not want to learn themselves.”
    3. “If you want to become an Islamic radical and get circumcised, I invite you to come to Moscow. Our nation is multi-confessional, we have experts in the field. I would recommend that he who does the surgery does it so that nothing grows back afterwards.”
    4. “[Gay people] can feel relaxed and calm [in Sochi], but leave children alone, please.”
    5. “The battle for Russia continues. Victory will be ours!”
    6. “I’m endlessly grateful to fate and the citizens of Russia for trusting me with being the head of the Russian state. That’s my whole life. But is that enough for happiness? I don’t know.”
    1. Grigory Rasputin
    2. Stalin
    3. The KGB
    1. Peter the Great
    2. Mikhail Gorbachev
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      Boris Yeltsin
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      Vladimir Yakunin
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      Boris Berezovsky
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      Mikhail Khodorkovsky
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      Arkady Rotenberg
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      Mikhail Prokhorov
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      Roman Abramovich
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      Angela Merkel
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      Alla Pugacheva
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      Alina Kabaeva
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      Lyudmila Putina
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      Nadya and Masha from Pussy Riot
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      Topless Ukrainian protester Alexandra Shevchenko
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      Race car
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    1. “Long live Russia! Long live Putin! Long live the Olympics! Allah Akbar!”
    2. “Do you remember our meeting in May? After that, my personal life got sorted out and I finally got married. Not to you, don’t misunderstand me. My love for you is purely platonic.”
    3. “I looked into Mr. Putin’s eyes and I saw three things — a K and a G and a B.”
    4. “I have always been strongly attracted by the Russian temperament, because I myself also feel very, very much Russian. I adore Vladimir Putin, your president.”
    5. “He thinks he’ll be around forever. He asked me why I didn’t change the Constitution so I could run again.”
    6. “I know the press likes to focus on body language, and he’s got that kind of slouch, looking like the bored kid in the back of the classroom.”
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      Pope Francis (45 minutes)
    2. United States Department of State
      U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry (3 hours)
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      Parents of children killed in an air crash in 2002 (2 hours)
      Ukrainian president Viktor Yanukovych (4 hours)
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      Queen Elizabeth (13 minutes)
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      The entire upper echelons of Israel’s government (2 hours)

With apologies to Fiona Hill and Clifford Gaddy of the Brookings Institution, whose book Mr. Putin: Operative in the Kremlin inspired this quiz.

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