1. The classic "uh, sorry about that":
2. The "sorry your card was declined, my bad":
3. The ol' "kicked out the power cord to all the servers":
4. The "nearly killed thousands of people":
5. The "arsonist":
This office was an accounting firm with about 20 people in it, and it was lunchtime, so a lot of stuff was going on. I plugged the terminal in and...
It made a huge electrical short sound, and sparks jumped out. Everyone started to look at me. "No problem guys, just a little short" I said. THEN THE THING CAUGHT FIRE.