Behold, the power of the spells. These are no joke. Follow them exactly or risk terrible internet luck.
A banishing spell to ward off an internet troll:
A love spell to get someone to "like" your social media post:
A summoning spell to increase your follower count:
A healing spell to fix a broken cell phone:
An ability spell to give you strength to stop checking your ex-lover's social media accounts:
A beauty spell to appear more attractive in selfies:
A protection spell to bless a new computer or cell phone:
A seeking spell to get the username you want (with no numbers or underscores):