1. Text "Hey good lookin' what's cookin'?"
2. Use fill-in-the-blank texting apps like "How To Text a Girl."
3. Text "Do you like someone?"
4. Make "a joke."
5. Give weird nicknames to people you just met.
6. Text your crush about what your mom is making you for dinner.
7. If you're a girl, be smart but not TOO smart.
8. Be deep and profound but also light and fun at the same time.
9. Text unfinished thoughts.
10. Indicate that you find your crush funny by texting "HA! HA! HA! LMAO!"
11. Text anything from "textingadvice.com."
12. Capitalize SAUSAGES.
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