1. From Apple’s official images. Ow:
2. Do you have a pituitary disorder? Are you over six feet tall? You’ll love holding the iPad Mini!
7. Is it because they’re all holding cameras? Maybe. But Even Phil is doing this! His face looks pained.
8. Guys, stop. Put the iPad down. Think about this. We’ve been down this road before. It’s easy:
9. AND YET:
Why??? Why, Apple, are you trying to give us all repetitive stress disorders???