Five months ago, we used a complex mathematical model to predict when smartphones, which have been growing at an alarming rate, would pass a significant milestone. Our model, based on Samsung’s smartphone releases, had phone screens surpassing the world average penis length on October 2nd. It is my responsibility to inform you that our model was wrong. It was far too conservative.
Today, at IFA, Samsung announced the new Galaxy Note smartphone:
The Samsung Galaxy Note II has a 5.5-inch HD super AMOLED screen — slightly bigger than the original Note’s 5.3-inch screen. It’s running a 1.6GHz quad-core processor, and has an eight-megapixel rear camera and a 1.9-megapixel front-facing camera.
This is a generational leap in an incremental timeframe; an Usain-Bolt-level breaking of records. It’s time to throw the old models out and grab the future with two hands: the new smartphones are here, and they’re not just bigger. They’re bigger.
- President Trump signed executive orders today to advance the Keystone XL and Dakota Access oil pipelines, prompting praise from pro-Trump unions.
- Mark Zuckerberg denied rumors that he might run for president, telling BuzzFeed News, "I'm focused on building our community at Facebook."
- Press Secretary Sean Spicer at today's White House briefing defended Trump's claim that millions of people voted illegally—but he cited a debunked study.
- And the 2017 Oscar nominations for Best Picture are "La La Land," "Moonlight," "Arrival," "Hidden Figures," "Hacksaw Ridge," "Manchester by the Sea," "Lion," "Fences," and "Hell or High Water" 🎥 🎬