1. So, you’re at the airport, dropping off your bag.
2. All tagged and ready to go.
3. Beep. Ok.
4. Bye bag. See you at home.
5. Wait. Hi bag. Bag? What are you doing?
6. Whoa, bag, you never told me about this.
7. Jesus bag be careful.
9. MY COMPUTER IS IN THERE.
10. BAG WHAT THE HELL.
12. Ok, bag, sure. Pretend nothing happened.
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