2. Stop it. JUST LISTEN.
3. There are like, no other words
4. Seriously put down your phone
5. In the time it took you to open Shazam Mick Jagger said “satisfaction” at least three times
7. I mean, surely…
8. Apparently you can get lost in a vocal run
9. Would you ask your friend what this song is called? A stranger??
10. I mean I guess it could be the Weird Al one
11. Eight: The number of times Mariah says the name of this song, in this song
12. He doesn’t always speak clearly but HE DOES HERE
13. WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE CALLED
14. Let me see that… ahhhh what is it again? BETTER SHAZAM IT
15. Baby baby baby ohhhhhh, baby baby baby aaaaaghghghgh
16. I give up
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