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24 High-Larious Tweets To Celebrate 4/20 With

"If you die on 4/20 you become stuck in weed purgatory with Seth Rogen chanting lines from Pineapple Express for the rest of eternity."

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in 3 years it's going to be 4/20 for an entire month

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you: 4/20 me, an intellectual: 1/5

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happy 4/20 everybody, what a special day i will be spending it how i spend every 4/20: still not knowing where or how people get their weed

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i fucking love weed w- caring e- about e- her d- unconditionally

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if you die on 4/20 you become stuck in weed purgatory with seth rogen chanting lines from pineapple express for the rest of eternity

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You all need to understand the true meaning of 4/20

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it's 420 eve, remember to leave cookies and milk out for Snoop Dogg

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haha yeah i fricken love 4/20 lol weed rules bro lemme hit that [i take one hit and immediately get so much anxiety that i puke everywhere]

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please be careful everyone. i lost a friend who smoked weed. he's fine he just got really into doing finger dances to edm with light gloves

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Bannon: 4/20 should be a national holiday! Aide: I didn't know you smoked weed. B: [hiding his Happy Hitler's B-Day card] Er yes...weed...

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When someone questions how much weed you can smoke

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you (idiot): enjoying a nice home cooked meal on april 20th me (smart): screaming BONG APPETITE at everyone in chipotle

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Undercover #420 operations are in place. Discreet traps have been set up throughout the city today. #Happy420

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MARY JANE: daddy, what's my name from? ME: it's from the comic Spider-Man 420BLAZEIT: and mine? ME: umm [sweating] also Spider-Man

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18: can I smoke this joint? USA: no, it's not healthy 18: what about cigarettes? USA: as much as you want as long as you pay tax

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[1st date] "My birthday is on April 20th, so 4/20. Isn't that cool? When's yours?" Oh, umm *sweating* Sextember 69th

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[jeopardy] Grass for $420 "That's not a category" Mary Jane for $420 "Again, not a-" *slams buzzer* I'll give you $420 for some weed, Alex

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My ex smoked for the first time today and look what this bitch texted me

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To everyone smoking the devils lettuce today #Happy420

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bro isn't it so crazy how weed is already 2017 years old?? happy birthday weed!!

Julia Reinstein is a reporter for BuzzFeed News and is based in New York.

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