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These Toy Horses Have Quite Detailed Genitalia And People Have Questions

"Not sure why this toy needs this level of detail."

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Good morning, how are you doing today? Would you like to see a toy horse with oddly anatomically correct genitalia? No, not particularly? Oops, too late, here it is.

Bob Velcoro told BuzzFeed News he noticed "the unusual horse dick" on Wednesday, when his daughter got a set of toy animals as a Christmas gift.

Not sure why this toy needs this level of detail

"It's not what a horse's junk should look like, so it makes it extra creepy," he said (or, as one commenter noted, "that's a human dick").

Curiously, none of the other toy animals were made like this.

"The gorilla, lion, zebra, giraffe, pig, and sheep do not have dicks," Velcoro said on Twitter. "Only the horse."

In perhaps the best case ever made for dick pics, the horse soon found himself a lady friend.

@atbobb @Dieuwer Maybe they should meet 💕

Ah, romance.

Most who looked upon the horse dick experienced a combination of laughter and shrieking.

ITS A HUMAN DICK LMAOOOOOOO WTF WILD https://t.co/k10PoG6Yf1

Imebahajahww why do we stray farther from what god had planned for us ever day https://t.co/iMp2swSWet

Others thought it was NATURAL and that horse dicks should be NORMALIZED.

An attempt to normalize anatomy?!?!???? https://t.co/MKor2Gx6m1

Not sure why this would be an issue. (Actually I totally am, but I'm tired of my culture's nudity taboo) https://t.co/iL6jSoQ0Bi

And, of course, some people thought the dick should be bigger.

Horse dicks are way bigger than that https://t.co/GrwdHqhzag

If we're being honest, that's undersized. https://t.co/Q0g9PnFUGa

And with that, I shall leave you with a song:

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Julia Reinstein is a reporter for BuzzFeed News and is based in New York.

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