The Best (Worst?) Of Herman Cain’s Sexual Harassment Press Conference

If you’re looking for all the hits of Herman Cain’s sexual harassment press conference, then you’ve come to the right place. Here is the best of Herman splitting hairs, making issues of things no one was asking about, and reliving memories that he claimed he didn’t have last week.

1. Women Sexually Harass Men Too!

That’s the main issue Herman. Thanks.

2. The Difference Between A Settlement And An Agreement

A very important distinction that is not at all splitting hairs.

3. The One Thing He Remembers About Meeting Karen Kraushaar

Yep. I’m sure that’s why she came after you for all that money. Sounds reasonable.

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