-Seth Burroughs, legislative assistant (@therocketship)
-Elizabeth Robbee, legislative assistant (@betsysbites)
-Ben Byers, legislative correspondent (@byers_remorse)
(Also you should know that the abbreviations "D2R" and "DTR" stand for "December To Remember," which was a plan the three of them hatched to spend this month in a constant drunken stupor.)
The Drunken Tweets
The "Blowing Off Work" Tweets
The "Insulting Congressman Larsen" Tweets
All three staffers were fired today.