I want to roll my adult body around in it
I bet a hermit lives down here who will either skin you OR be your best friend
If these mountains were real they'd be called the Ninja Range
You still have a soul
Under the pixel tree you grow melancholy. Do not fail your ancestors
Excuse me while I weep for time past
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