1. Is that a lobster in your pants? (Yes, it is)
2. Old ladies battling for a... $5 calculator
3. They go right for the neck
4. No time for bathroom breaks
5. Don't mess with grandma
6. Always knew the Furby was evil
7. This is actually terrifying :(
8. BEAR MACE!
Take a breather, it only gets more intense...
9. Screwed through the side entry
10. Some work 20-hour shifts!
11. Some people are sick in the head
12. Actually this person was a genius
13. The thought was nice?
14. This country is going to the dogs
15. Tis never the season...
16. The brute!
17. And the worst horror story of all time
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